Archive for April, 2008

Danallax vs. Afro Haired Guy (Part One)

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Although not technically March any longer, The March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament is still rolling along. We are now into the third round of matchups to determine the king or queen of the MMMCM!

If you are looking for the latest bewilderedkid comix or bunny funnies, please search the drop-down archive located to your right.

Otherwise, join in on the voting! As this tournament progresses, the matches should only get more intriguing!

I have included the story of how Afro Haired Guy upset Danallax in the second round of the tournament below. Sorry that it isn’t in color. I guess you do run out of time in the day at some point.

Below that is this week’s bunny funnies!

Two other notes of interest.

First, please go and vote for the Cute Li’l Guy of the Month at Cute Li’l Guy of the Day Dot Com. While you’re there, buy some stuff!

Secondly, Evil Eye #2 is now in local comic shops. I’ve read it and it is not nearly as good as the first, but does have a strange debate on the use of condoms and a steamy “sex scene.”

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-one

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Previous encounters: Female Happy Time Foods Employee really mopped up her opponent, Piss. Meanwhile, Drunk Neighbor was unable to comprehend Hacked Social Networking Account #28, which led the Hacked Account to giving up.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Previous encounters: Giant Aphid easily passes by Hacked Social Networking Account #19 and into the next round against Nameless Bunny Cousin #8. This same Nameless Bunny ended up getting the upper hand on Mr. Richard Head.

MMMCM Match Number Ninety-nine

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Previous Encounters: Misguided Youth isn’t of legal age to vote and therefore didn’t care for the political bantering of Alien President. However, even if he were of legal age, he probably wouldn’t care either. At any rate, Misguided Youth makes it to the next round to battle Manuel’s Mom, who found Hacked Social Networking Account #35 to be distasteful and merely deleted it as a friend of her son’s account. Is that an invasion of privacy, or keeping your kid safe?

MMMCM Match Number Ninety-eight

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Previous Encounters: Man The Ladybug easily defeated his undead opponent Dead Monsoon Board Member #2. Hacked Social Networking Account #12 escaped its battle with Hacked Social Networking Account #7 with hardly a scratch.

MMMCM Match Number Ninety-seven

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Previous encounters: White Bunny Cousin took advantage of crying as a distraction technique to lure Male Happy Time Foods Employee into getting stuck in the freezer. Hacked Social Networking Account #27 defeats Jock The Bunny in a knock ‘em out, drag ‘em out brawl.

MMMCM Match Number Ninety-six

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Previous encounters: Red Scissors cut off the already perforated head of Hacked Social Networking Account #49 to secure her victory. The Kansas City Police Officer hired one of his detective friends to find out who hacked into Social Networking Account #20, had them arrested and sent them to a federal penitentiary.

MMMCM Match Number Ninety-five

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Previous encounters: The Cursed Coin made short work of Hacked Social Networking Account #43, all the while looking forward to meeting Sideburns with Hat Guy, who defeated Hacked Social Networking Account #36. This will be a rematch of sorts from the story, “The Tale of the Cursed Coin,” which is available in the anthology Muscles and Fights 2!

MMMCM Match Number Ninety-four

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Although not technically March any longer, The March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament is still rolling along. We are now into the third round of matchups to determine the king or queen of the MMMCM!

If you are looking for the latest bewilderedkid comix or bunny funnies, please search the drop-down archive located to your right.

Otherwise, join in on the voting! As this tournament progresses, the matches should only get more intriguing!

Previous encounters: Bunny made short work of Blonde Cop by using his own firearms to disarm his opponent. Granny with Fake Saggy Breasts defeated Hacked Social Networking Account #11, yet nobody knows how.

Danallax vs. Afro Haired Guy (Part Two)

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008